5, 'date' => '2009-04-08', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'Beginning the log', 'fragment' => 'initial.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 6, 'date' => '2009-05-01', 'visible' => false, 'title' => 'Mess with the best ...', 'fragment' => 'hack.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 4, 'date' => '2009-06-22', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'New Layout!', 'fragment' => 'newlayout.txt', 'type' => 'plain', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 10, 'date' => '2009-06-28', 'visible' => true, 'title' => '"FUN" update', 'fragment' => 'funupdate.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 11, 'date' => '2009-07-05', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'New Download: LAN Control 2.0', 'fragment' => 'lancontrol.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 12, 'date' => '2009-09-07', 'visible' => false, 'title' => 'Airline BSOD', 'fragment' => 'bsod.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 13, 'date' => '2009-11-22', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'Spammers gonna spam', 'fragment' => 'spammers.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 15, 'date' => '2012-04-14', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'New Download: Infinity Tournament', 'fragment' => 'inftournament.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 16, 'date' => '2012-05-27', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'New Download: Borderline Defense', 'fragment' => 'borderlinedef.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 17, 'date' => '2012-05-28', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'Big clean up', 'fragment' => 'cleanup.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 18, 'date' => '2013-01-03', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'New Download: Crystal Grid', 'fragment' => 'crystalgrid.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 2, 'date' => '2014-05-14', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'Let\'s do Befunge-93', 'fragment' => 'befunge93.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'blog' ], [ 'id' => 14, 'date' => '2014-06-30', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'Language changes', 'fragment' => 'language.txt', 'type' => 'plain', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 1, 'date' => '2014-07-10', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'Project Euler with Befunge', 'fragment' => '', 'type' => 'euler', 'cat' => 'blog' ], [ 'id' => 3, 'date' => '2014-07-15', 'visible' => true, 'title' => '.Net format specifier Cheat Sheet', 'fragment' => 'net_format_spec.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'blog' ], [ 'id' => 19, 'date' => '2014-08-04', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'I am Number Four', 'fragment' => 'v4.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 7, 'date' => '2014-09-28', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'My BFJoust arena and battle-bot', 'fragment' => 'bfjoust.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'blog' ], [ 'id' => 8, 'date' => '2014-11-05', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'Rapla Enhancement Script', 'fragment' => 'rapla_css.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'blog' ], [ 'id' => 20, 'date' => '2015-01-09', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'More Befunge with Project Euler', 'fragment' => 'more_euler.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'log' ], [ 'id' => 9, 'date' => '2016-10-22', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'A complete sudoku solver in Befunge-93', 'fragment' => 'sudoku_befunge.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'blog' ], [ 'id' => 21, 'date' => '2018-01-02', 'visible' => true, 'title' => 'A simple javascript befunge-93 runner', 'fragment' => 'js_befrunner.md', 'type' => 'markdown', 'cat' => 'blog' ], ]; return array_map('self::completeSingle', $all); } private static function completeSingle($d) { if ($d['cat']==='blog') $d['url'] = "/blog/" . $d['id'] . "/" . destructiveUrlEncode($d['title']); else if ($d['cat']==='log') $d['url'] = "/log/" . $d['id'] . "/" . destructiveUrlEncode($d['title']); $d['canonical'] = "https://www.mikescher.com" . $d['url']; return $d; } public static function listAllOrderedDescending() { $data = self::listAll(); usort($data, function($a, $b) { return strcasecmp($b['date'], $a['date']); }); return $data; } public static function getBlogpost($id) { foreach (self::listAll() as $post) { if ($post['id'] == $id) return $post; } return null; } public static function getPostFragment($post) { return file_get_contents( __DIR__ . '/../statics/blog/' . $post['fragment']); } }