'Blitzer', 'category' => 'Hoax', 'stars' => 0, 'ui_language' => 'English', 'prog_language' => 'Delphi', 'short_description' => 'Hoax you teachers/friends with flashing lights on your monitor.', 'add_date' => '2008-05-05', 'urls' => [ 'download' => 'direkt', ], 'long_description' => function(){ return file_get_contents(__DIR__ . '/Blitzer_description.md'); }, 'thumbnail_url' => '/images/program_thumbnails/Blitzer.png', ];